I’ll bet you think we live in a representative democracy where our elected leaders go to Washington filled with native intellect and the milk of human kindness to enact legislation for the benefit of all citizens.
Well, friends, I’ve got some unsettling news to share.
First, the average intellect of a member of the House of Representatives is slightly below that of a great white shark. Most could not string ten words together to form a sentence, let alone construct a complete bill to send to the floor for a vote: which, by the way, is their only job. But, you say, they have a staff to do those dirty tasks; while they, the anointed ones, plot their re-election. Not so fast!
How big are their staffs? Not surprisingly, it’s hard to tell. Like Washington itself, there is a lot of murky water hiding the snakes. Each Representative is legally permitted 18 staffers, Senators have state imposed limits based on the size of the state. Most recent estimates show there are approximately 8,200 house staffers for 435 members (~19 per member) while the senate employs 5,400 (~ 54/ senator). Purposely confusing – but so what?
The point is: In the House, where bills (Laws) are supposed to originate, there is limited staff to do the mundane stuff of writing laws in an environment where administrative, travel arrangements, speaking engagements, office management and other tasks take up so much time. What is one to do? You might ask.
Enter the lobbyists!
While there is a dearth of knowledge workers on the hill, K Street is bubbling over with bright young lawyers, old retired lawmakers and outright bandits willing to take on the menial task of drafting laws that govern your life and mine (and, lest we forget – our kids and grandkids’). Yes. dear friend, according to a recent Reuters report, there are currently an estimated 12, 588 registered lobbyists busily engaged in drafting laws designed to enrich their clients (and their clients’ companies) at your expense.
And who might these clients be? Take a peek at the top five spenders on lobbying activities.
- Pharmaceuticals and Health – ($2.08 Billion)
- Insurance – ($1.49 Billion)
- Electric Utilities – ($1.41 Billion)
- Business Associations : i.e., Chamber of Commerce, NRA, AARP – ($1.17 Billion)
- Computer/Internet companies (1.14 Billion)
The skillful writing outputs of these guys result in the bills submitted for approval to our democratic government. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But he lives on K Street, not at the North Pole. Problem is: we’re all naughty – so he keeps the goodies for himself.
Think about this as you listen to the incessant pontificating over replacing Obamacare with something better and bigger. We are headed for single-payer health care and the insurance companies and drug companies are not going to be the payers. We just won’t feel the pain because they’ll call it by some other name created by the K Street charlatans. Health insurance, by the strictest definition, does not exist!
Remember this warning next year when you trudge back to your local voting booth tempted to pull the lever for the self-same asshole that gave us this mess in the first place.
You are welcome.
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