Dear Donald:
In past months I’ve been critical of your decision to build a wall at our southern border, but I just read your book, The Art of the Deal, and now realize how brilliant your idea really is.

It could be the largest outdoor billboard in the world. We can sell advertising space on both sides;  English for the folks in El Norte, Spanish for those down below. Your shirts and hats will sell by the billions.

Think of the additional revenue streams.  Job Postings: Every lettuce farmer in the Imperial Valley will advertise for seasonal pickers.  Maids will have multiple offers from which to choose.

Mexico’s share of the profit on the south facing wall will provide El Presidenté Peña Nieto  a face-saving incentive to pay for at least half of the construction cost.  A huge Win-Win!

Every newspaper and TV outlet in the country will provide non-stop coverage.  Billions of eyeballs will see it.  Much greater (huge-er) than the Super Bowl or Inaugural Ceremony!

And, come to think, that’s not all!  How about a Jumbotron – spaced every ten miles for the entire 1,300 mile length?  A incentive for Sylvania to start up a U.S. factory again.

The mind boggles at the potential.

Thank you, Donald.  I no longer think your wall is a dumbass idea.

You are welcome.

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