Have you heard?  Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu recently rescued a 10 year old mixed breed dog named Kaiya.  That’s the good news.

But Kaiya has a hobby.  She’s taken to biting visitors at his home and at holiday parties.  That’s the bad news.

Yesterday, Kaiya was quarantined for ten days while her behavior is assessed. That’s also good news if you are a Palestinian leader planning yet another visit to Tel Aviv. My friend Bibi confided in me… “if the bitch was a pit bull, I’d have named her Golda.” Actually, your intrepid reporter has learned from a highly placed source that Kaiya is a Palestinian plant purposely trained to infect Israel’s enemies with rabies.

More good news.  John Kerry recently spent a day with Bibi but Golda (oops! I mean Kaiya) did not bite him.

After Kerry’s departure Bibi praised the dog. He swore to me that he heard Kaiya respond: “I don’t like pussy.”

You are welcome.

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